(being dead, ahem!)
and
I'm spending New Years Eve at home with J and the cats since we're an old couple who hates everyone. Bisou!
A conversation me and my dad just had. In English, surprisingly, because we're multilingual like that.
Dad: I'm gonna go back to my....
Me: ... Place. Your place in the kitchen. Where you belong. In the kitchen.
Dad: Yes.
My dad doesn't read internet memes and bullshit, so he doesn't get the joke. But jokes aside, we're having some exotic meats on the table tonight. Zebra and kangaroo.